EMBARRASSED IN THE E.R.
What’s worse than a trip to the emergency room? A trip to the E.R. for something really humiliating. These are real-life E.R. reports:
“40-year-old female using toothbrush to make herself gag, accidentally swallowed toothbrush.”
“Abdominal pain. Diagnosis: tight pants and belt.”
“Patient stuffed ear with toilet paper so roach wouldn’t crawl in, now unable to remove.”
“Patient, 23, used a sword to cut a piece of paper. Laceration left arm.”
“Patient playing with pillow case, buddy put rock in it.”
I can relate to this one–have almost done it myself.
“Accidently swallowed guitar pick.”
My favorite:
“Bruised shoulder: Husband was throwing cell phone at cat, missed cat.”
